Street Cred

The upside of my recent bout with pneumonia was that I had plenty of time to survey my crappily-decorated department. Fortunately, a rare outing meant that I could pick up crap lying in the street!

Side note: another outing with DD&B—thanks for getting me out of my sick ward! I had a blast! and remind me to take a page from H's book and start using "Oh my Chaka Kahn." instead of omg. It doesn't matter if kids are present; Chaka Kahn is the bomb and should be honored. Remember, she's every woman.

Check this out: some foolish person, clueless of the celestial goodness he or she was abandoning, dumped a Hello Kitty vanity on Church St. They dumped Hello Kitty! What the hell is wrong with them?


It currently holds pride of place on my porcelain throne. Yeah, I know I still need to clean it; HK is looking a little schmutzy. But check out the horse stickers on the sides! OMFG. The horse stickers. It's perfect; I can’t stand it.

Btw, it doesn't photograph well, but there is a secret container behind the mirror, and it lights up when you push the HK button on the very top. I was thinking of putting a photo of the Evil Queen from Sleeping Beauty in it. Although that will encourage me to play with it and make cackling noises in my bathroom. The walls in my building are a little thin for that kind of stuff.

The only downside: it clashes with the other highbrow décor that is already there. And really, where else can I put this book?