Top Real CL Personal Ad Headers

Culled from the last 2 days:

1. Christian Cowboy
2. I love to clear trees and branches
3. I need a girl I wont cheat on.
4. Single man wishes to meet Google employee
5. The gift (herpes friendly)
6. True hatred for Walmart LOL
7. Iso female friend...my fiance just passed away...
(his listing details that he has "no drama")
8. ???????????????????????????????????
9. I wanna get herpes. Please give it to me.
(I should hook him up with #5 above)
10. No hags, no fat women, no ugly women, please.

Now, I expect to see lots of green cards and bootie calls in the making (proto-booties?), but not this level of insanity. Trees and branches. Seriously, wtf. I'm going to bed. Hope I don't have nightmares about Christian cowboys in beaters and big hats, talking about their personal relationship with the lord. (And would that make it a threesome? Cuz I hear God is soooooo hot in the sack.)

But at least now you know one of the reasons why I haven't been posting on this blog--I've been scanning through CL personals. Always fun, but it's starting to hurt my brain.

Google?